Okay, here's a Freaky Friday Fun Fact: I really don't like ice cream much. Something about the salt content and how all that soda makes me crave gallons of water for a freaking fortnight. But what I DO like is cone heels. So, let's begin, shall wes?
Ahhh the
Lanvin cone heel -- the daddy mack of them all. J'adore! They're not easy to get your hands on, but I did find a pair of the blue ones, and if you're a size 40, you're in luck.
Sure, they're totally unwalkable, but if you're spending that kinda cash on heels, you probably can afford cabs. There are also a handful of pairs on
eBay.
($278, Hugo,
Zappos)
A gorgeous alternative to Lanvin, and they're patent leather too! Two trends for half the price of one!
($75, Na Na,
Piperlime)
These are gorgeous -- and gorgeously priced -- in black too, but the olive is really unique.
($125, Vince Camuto,
Piperlime)
The snakeskin, peep toe and chunky heel combine to make this shoe a sexy stunner.
($398, Tapeet,
Zappos)
Another great chunky-heeled version in a metallic.
($17.99,
eBay)
Really can't argue with the price here.
($171, Fornarina,
Zappos)
I'm not too into snakeskin, but I could certainly make an exception for these.
($138, daniblack,
Zappos)
And I could absolutely make an exception for these...
($201, Via Spiga,
Zappos)
Love the cut of these. They're sorta '80s rich-girl prepster in the best possible way.
($72, Pink Studio,
Lulusfashionlounge)
How can you even tolerate how cute the polka dos are? Normally rosy tan and light blue is so vomitoriously kountry kitchen, but it works so perfectly here. A great work shoe.
I could probably do a week's worth of posts on Oxfords alone, but these are also great work wear.
($442, Costume National,
Zappos)
As are these. Ultimate power bitch banker heel. Woo!
And her opposite, the fun-lovin' hippie kid sister who comes to visit for the weekend and leaves crumbs everywhere.
($171, Fornarina,
Zappos)
Fun and festive.
($25, Abate For
Payless)
My Lord I love high-end/low-rent collabos!
... And finally... my two faves...
($175, Report Signature,
Piperlime)
Oh yes. Yes yes yes. Oh yes indeed.
... And...
($625, Pucci,
Net-a-porter.com)
Possibly the most best shoes ever in the universe and history of all shoes forever and ever amen.
($720, Dolce & Gabbana, Luisaviaroma.com)
($1324, Christian Louboutin, Luisaviaroma.com)
($1306, Valentino, Luisaviaroma.com)
Ahhh the Lanvin cone heel -- the daddy mack of them all. J'adore! They're not easy to get your hands on, but I did find a pair of the blue ones, and if you're a size 40, you're in luck.
($278, Hugo, Zappos)
($75, Na Na, Piperlime)
($125, Vince Camuto, Piperlime)
($17.99, eBay)
($171, Fornarina, Zappos)
($201, Via Spiga, Zappos)
($72, Pink Studio, Lulusfashionlounge)
($171, Fornarina, Zappos)
($25, Abate For Payless)
($175, Report Signature, Piperlime)
($625, Pucci, Net-a-porter.com)
