Some swoon-worthy shoes for you on this pointlessly humid Monday, the day before the celebration of the day of my birth!

($195, Maud,
Pixiemarket.com)
I finally went into the ADORBZ Pixie Market on Stanton yesterday. I totally <3'd
this Youtube clip for a tour -- the space is tiny, so this short clip pretty much covers it all (but the part where the owner refers to New York shopping as "boring" is so shitty -- the sort of thing that ONLY someone who owns a boutique in the LES would ever say. Barf.)

($79, Oh... Deer!,
Modcloth)
So ridiculous that they actually almost work.
Oh... Deer! is fast becoming one of my new fave shoe brands. I even actually sorta like these...

($39,
Oh... Deer!)
I doubt I personally would wear them, but they're cool in theory.

(Apprx $297,
Terrydehavilland.com)
If those Oh... Deer! heels are taxi-cab-inspired, then consider these Terry De Havilland heels school-bus-inspired. And speaking of Terry De Havilland, if you were, for some God-forsaken reason, considering purchasing the painted Pop Art mules you saw on Amy Winehouse, that bastion of good fashion sense, she:

(Apprx $692,
Terrydehavilland.com)
They're $70 less on
Asos.com. Now you know... But if you're gonna drop that much on shoes, why not make it two pairs, like...

($546, Dolce & Gabbana,
Asos.com)
Looooooooove.

(Apprx $160 USD, Eley Kishimoto,
Asos.com)
I believe I've posted these before, but they're on sale. And still! Still so beautiful!

($398, Pedro Garcia,
Kateboutique.com)
Defs not on sale, but so classy. However, read the description -- awful.

($137,
Bernardofootwear.com)
Serious shoe boner for these (via
Shopalicious.)

(Apprx $6 USD,
Office.co.uk)
And, finally... some fun frugal footwear.
Nitey nite!